One does not love breathing.”ġ0- “Show me a family of readers, and I will show you the people who move the world.”ġ1- “Reading is essential for those who seek to rise above the ordinary.”ġ2- “You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. I learned to read at age three, and there discovered was a whole world to conquer that went beyond our farm in Mississippi.”ĩ- “Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”Ĥ- “You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.”ĥ- “We are of opinion that instead of letting books grow moldy behind an iron grating, far from the vulgar gaze, it is better to let them wear out by being read.”Ħ-“‘Classic’ – a book which people praise and don’t read.”ħ- “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”Ĩ- “Books were my pass to personal freedom. The man who never reads lives only one.”Ģ- “There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.”ģ- “I find television very educating. So guys, just take it cool and enjoy, as it takes guts to laugh at one’s own self.We have compiled a list of great inspirational quotes about reading by authors, poets, presidents, scientists, artists, visionaries and even actors.ġ- “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. I’d like to add a disclaimer: This is to be taken in a light manner and is not meant to offend the feelings of men. Hope you had a good time laughing your heart out while reading these funny quotes about men. There are many such instances where you can just let go and lose yourself in this sunnier side of life. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” ~ Friedrich Nietzsche “The true man wants two things: danger and play. “Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.” ~ Anonymous The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. “The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check.
“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.” ~ Unknown “It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.” ~ Helen Rowland “A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.” ~ Mae West
“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. “A man in love is like a clipped coupon – it’s time to cash in.” ~ Mae West “A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” ~ Brendan Francis “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” ~ Woodrow Wyatt Given here are a few more funny quotes and sayings that will be a treat to your sense of humor. Love, which is an intense emotion, also has a humorous side to it. “Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.” ~ Helen Rowland Humorous Quotes About Men and Love “There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.” ~ Helen Rowland “Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.” ~ Helen Rowland “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.” ~ Roseanne Barr “The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.” ~ Jilly Cooper You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” ~ Anonymous “What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse’.” ~ Unknown “Men marry because they are tired women because they are curious both are disappointed.” ~ Oscar Wilde “No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.” ~ Anonymous “The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature. Let’s take a look at some witty one liners about men and marriage. Adding a hilarious touch to marriage can actually improve the togetherness quotient. It is said that behind every successful man there is a (surprised!) woman. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.” ~ Anonymous Amusing Quotes About Men and Marriage “Men should be like Kleenex soft, strong and disposable.” ~ Unknown
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